So, I’ve visited a lot of blogs (plenty plenty) and this 100 truths keeps turning up. And I’ve always wanted to do it. So this is me doing it…

100 Truths

1. Last drink: Fanta
2. Last phone call: Eddie
3. Last text message: Akpobo (elder bro)
4. Last song you listened to: Can’t remember, but Piper’s Champion has been playing in my heard all morning.
5. Last time you cried: Yesterday after reading some beautiful poetry by StNaija

6. Dated someone twice: Yes (with drastic consequences).
7. Been cheated on: Yes.
8. Kissed someone: Yes..
9. Lost someone special: Yes (surrogate mum)
10. Been depressed: Yes
11. Been drunk and threw up: Never ever

LIST FOUR FAVORITE COLOURS: I don’t have any. I’ll just list the four colours that feature most in my wardrobe

12. Blue
13. Black
14. Blue.
15. Grey


16. Made new friends: Yes
17. Fallen out of love: Yes
18. Laughed until you cried: Yes, courtesy some funny people I call friends
19. Met someone who changed you: Completely no. A few things, yes
20. Found out who your true friends were: Yes, I’m so blessed in my friends.
21. Found out someone was talking about you: Nope
22. Kissed anyone on your friends list: Yes, more than one *blushing.
23. How many people on your friend’s list do you know in real life: About 60%
25. Do you have any pets: No.I strongly dislike dogs. Cats like me.
26. Do you want to change your name: Nope. Might add one more name though.
27. What did you do for your last birthday: Ate leftover Easter rice, stayed indoors.
28. What time did you wake up today: Between 5.00 and 5.30am
29. What were you doing at midnight last night: Sleeping.
30. Name something you CANNOT wait for: The first copy of my book in print .
31. Last time you saw your father: 28/06/2013
32. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: I can’t think of anything just yet.
33. What are you listening to right now: The tiny office gen that sounds like a cassava plant.
34. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: No.
35. What’s getting on your nerves right now?: Hunger.
36. Most visited webpage: That would be Facebook.
37. Current city: Who dash monkey banana? It’s a village: Nnewi, Anambra State
38. Nicknames: Jyte, Dalite.
39. Relationship Status: Single.
40. Zodiac Sign: Aries
41. Male or female or transgendered: Female.
42. Primary School: Command Children’s School, Ojo Cantonment,Lagos/Ultimate International School, Warri
43. Middle School: Army Day Secondary School, Warri
44. High school: Army Day Secondary School, Warri
45. Hair color: Close to black with reddish highlights
46. Long/medium/short: Short
47. Height: 5’6 or 5’7
48. Do you have a crush on someone: Always. Will Smith
49: What do you like about yourself: Creative
50. Piercings: Ears, one apiece. Soon to change
51. Tattoos: None… ever
52. Righty or Lefty: Righty


53. First Surgery: Nada.
54. First Piercing: Not applicable.
55. First Best Friend: Kelly, when I was 6.
56. First Sport you Joined: Not applicable.
57. First Pet: Not applicable.
58. First Vacation: Accra with Gee and Emy.
59. First Concert: Star Trek, two thousand and something.
60. First Crush: Kelly Okporho (he’ll never come here, hopefully, so I feel kinda safe)


61. Eating: Nothing.
62. Drinking: Nothing.
63. Already missing: Family of love (CKCCRN Alumni).
64. I’m about to: Finish up a business plan.
65. Listening to: The tiny gen with a big voice
66. Thinking about: Breakfast.
67. Waiting for: Ginger

68. Want kids: Yes.
69. Want to get married: Yes.
70. Careers in mind: Writer, speaker, graphic artist, chef

71. Lips or eyes: Eyes
72. Hugs or kisses: Hugs
73. Shorter or taller: Taller

74. Older or Younger: Older.
75. Romantic or spontaneous: Romantic
76. Nice stomach or nice arms: Stomach
77. Sensitive or loud: Sensitive.
78. Hook-up or relationship: Relationship
79. Trouble maker or hesitant: Trouble maker

81. Drank hard liquor: Yes (quit at 13).
82. Lost glasses/contacts: Yes (last count 5 glasses).
83. Kissed on 1st date: No.
84: Broken someone’s heart: Yes *sighs
85. Had your own heart broken: Yes
86. Been arrested: No
87. Turned someone down: Yes
88. Cried when someone died: Yes
89. Liked a friend that is of the same sex: No.

90. Yourself: Yes.. most of the time.
91. Miracles: Yes
92. Love at first sight: No
93. Heaven: Yes
94. Santa Claus: No. But if he turns out to be real…No
95. Kissing on the first date: Depends on the intensity of the kiss. But not really.
96. Angels: Yes.

97. Is there one person you want to be with right now?: Yes.
98. Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time?: Yes, it’s a long story. Paid in blood.
99. Wish you could change things in your past?: Yeah. 98 above for example.
100. Are you posting this as 100 Truths?: Lemme check. Ok, yes.